Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
How does it feel to date your dad?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
My feet surprised me
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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