Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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