fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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