He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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