i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
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