ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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