Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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