You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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