Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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