So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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