google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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