He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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