I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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