Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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