I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i would punch a child for taco bell
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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