She said her name was "party"
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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