Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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