her vagine was all disorganized.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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