It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Soap is not a condiment
where am i from again
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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