the new term for farting is butt boxing.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
We don't watch enough power rangers
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