What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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