But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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