That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
His hands were made for my vagina.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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