You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Ladies don't puke and tell
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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