it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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