I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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