You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
then he tried to convert me to islam
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
