i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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