im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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