Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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