Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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