ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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