Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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