Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
what if I'm pregnant?
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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