Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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