I'm eating all of the evidence.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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