I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize