I have demons in me.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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