Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
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