I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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