My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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