Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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