i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
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