First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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