Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize