AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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