Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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