All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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