i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
His hands were made for my vagina.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Randomize
