Its about making memories worth repressing
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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