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THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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