is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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