I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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