Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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