I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Just invented taco cereal.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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