If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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