The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize
