i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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